at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
