At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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