the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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