i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize