But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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