wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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