bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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