he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
