The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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