she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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