Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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