i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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