If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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