OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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