But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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