Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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