Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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