Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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