I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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