I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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