what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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it was like eating out sand paper
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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