omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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