And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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