oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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