go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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