My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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