We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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