It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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