SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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