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(612): View more from Minnesota

he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper

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Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?

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(980): View more from North Carolina

you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all

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(301): View more from Maryland

I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

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How'd that go?

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Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back

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(706): View more from Georgia

we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...

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