i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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