I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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