But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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