dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
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I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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