that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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