apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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