I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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