ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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