ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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