covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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