Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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