i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
