yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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