We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My vagina just clenched in fear
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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