Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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