3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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