All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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