I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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