Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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