Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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