amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I have fence marks all over my body
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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