I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
if only i could text you this smell
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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