She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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