And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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