Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (619): View more from California

  I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (619): I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me. http://tfl.nu/huad
  Replies (15) Good night (2655) Bad night (887)
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell http://tfl.nu/rk2d
  Replies (9) Good night (3448) Bad night (788)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries http://tfl.nu/l93m
  Replies (24) Good night (775) Bad night (2185)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made http://tfl.nu/a7md
  Replies (46) Good night (1338) Bad night (6860)
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.

  (616): View more from Michigan

  Who said I want to share with you?

  (269): View more from Michigan

  You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you. (616): Who said I want to share with you? (269): You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book. http://tfl.nu/trh2
  Replies (40) Good night (6945) Bad night (1173)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it. http://tfl.nu/pcok
  Replies (24) Good night (5524) Bad night (1002)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination http://tfl.nu/nh5d
  Replies (17) Good night (985) Bad night (3814)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation. http://tfl.nu/lz4o
  Replies (17) Good night (4233) Bad night (1033)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012. http://tfl.nu/u0sr
  Replies (3) Good night (1333) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (616): View more from Michigan

  I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (616): I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine. http://tfl.nu/siu7
  Replies (2) Good night (1254) Bad night (575)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.

  (512): View more from Texas

  Not yet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous. (512): Not yet. http://tfl.nu/l0rj
  Replies (3) Good night (1253) Bad night (598)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you. http://tfl.nu/spyc
  Replies (3) Good night (958) Bad night (428)
• Favorite

  (937): View more from Ohio

  I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (937): I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it. http://tfl.nu/ozbd
  Replies (0) Good night (693) Bad night (322)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked http://tfl.nu/c2o7
  Replies (3) Good night (729) Bad night (348)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress http://tfl.nu/pd3l
  Replies (1) Good night (513) Bad night (180)

Randomize