WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY