the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.