Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up. http://tfl.nu/rj29
  Replies (44) Good night (3970) Bad night (748)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  worst night to have a conscience

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): worst night to have a conscience http://tfl.nu/q3ht
  Replies (29) Good night (831) Bad night (4436)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin. http://tfl.nu/37ur
  Replies (43) Good night (1204) Bad night (8952)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl. http://tfl.nu/oaik
  Replies (48) Good night (8812) Bad night (1269)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life http://tfl.nu/l4zk
  Replies (37) Good night (6114) Bad night (1297)
• Favorite

  (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (709): It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me. http://tfl.nu/jsip
  Replies (11) Good night (839) Bad night (2765)
• Favorite

  (903): View more from Texas

  this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (903): this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison http://tfl.nu/pb8x
  Replies (11) Good night (3102) Bad night (1050)
• Favorite

  (520): View more from Arizona

  It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (520): It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated http://tfl.nu/m0r0
  Replies (4) Good night (1819) Bad night (700)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  there's a liquor store near my therapist

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i might give it a shot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): there's a liquor store near my therapist (617): i might give it a shot. http://tfl.nu/u2kn
  Replies (8) Good night (1778) Bad night (659)
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  please bring me a paper towel asap.

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): please bring me a paper towel asap. (540): I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do. http://tfl.nu/d1je
  Replies (10) Good night (3689) Bad night (662)
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine. http://tfl.nu/o11z
  Replies (7) Good night (1377) Bad night (712)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever http://tfl.nu/1qjr
  Replies (3) Good night (625) Bad night (986)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems

  (702): View more from Nevada

  I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems (702): I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula http://tfl.nu/2l23
  Replies (9) Good night (1260) Bad night (876)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully. http://tfl.nu/5ynt
  Replies (4) Good night (1089) Bad night (518)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house http://tfl.nu/makx
  Replies (5) Good night (894) Bad night (393)

Randomize