so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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