So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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